You'ze A Hoe... Sideline Hoe

My Issue with Femcees

So, one morning I woke up, and I checked my FAV celeb blogsite www.missjia.com and lemme tell you, the first thing I saw was a post that Usher and Nicki Minaj had collaborated on a song called "Lil Freak".

*sigh* Truthfully I didn't even bother to listen to it after I read the below brief synopsis of the song.

Usher teamed up with the super sexy, Nicki Menaj, for a track that openly discusses threesomes, bisexual girls and tittay signing called Little Freak. ~MissJia

Now.. no issue with lesbians, bisexuals, or threesomes. My issue is that this young lady, Ms. Nicki has a HUGE fan base! Young ladies and men from ages 7(probably 5) and up are listening to her, trying to emulate her, and calling themselves Barbies and Ken. And with such a large fan base I think entertainers in general, but more specifically FEMALE EMCEES need to be more mindful of the things they are releasing.

Which is why I cannot stand Female rappers! I feel like, yes there are video hoochies, and singers, and actresses. However, Video Hoochies are silent, and when that video comes on, those girls are nameless until you see them on the cover of King Magazine or whatever... yes, young ladies want to look like them, but they don't want to BE like them. Singers, same thing except.. and they tend to be a lil on the "classier" side when it comes to the lyrics and clothing. And actresses... well, it's just a role, off screen they're outta character.

But these damn Femcees! Oh LAWD! I mean.. come on! Every song they on, talking about deep throating pepsi bottles, getting ate out on they period, how u can pay for they sex! I mean shit, we all do it, nothing wrong with sexing, but damn if that's the only creativity your working with, i need you to get a better occupation. You literally have girls looking up to you, hanging on to your every word not knowing that even your ass don't believe your own damn lies! And not to mention.. these Femcees are ignorant. Word play is mediocre, for goodness sakes they don't even write their own rhymes! ugh


And I know ppl will fire off "but they have to be hypersexual if they wanna sell records" Hmm newsflash ding dong, Eve, Queen Latifah, Salt and Peppa, MC Lyte.. they sold records! Without telling ppl that they allow trains to be ran on them..They made sure their rhymes were on point and not so explicit so that FUTURE FEMCEES didn't have to sell their dignity to get radio play...

and I swear these bitches bout to blow me.

The Pregnancy Pact....

Really how stupid can u get???

Anybody that knows me.. knows, that I am NOT an advocate for teenage parenthood AT ALL! AND I DO NOT EVEN DEFEND THE ACTIONS OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS OR CLOSE FRIENDS.. IGNORANCE IS IGNORANCE! PERIOD!!!! I have 18 damn nieces and nephews biologically, and about 5 nieces and nephews from my closest friends... I'm 19.. my friends are the same age. I'm the only one in school, with a car, and my own apt... smh.

They actually have the nerve to be living with their parents and not even in a relationship with their babies daddies.. How trifling!! Do you really think I would've made a pact to end up like that?? HELL NAW!

So somebody please tell me: WHAT THE FUCK 17, 15 YEAR OLD CHILDREN thought they were gonna do with babies in high school?? HUh? can ANYBODY answer that question?? If that isn't the most TRIFLING thing I aint neva heard! And oh Lord, if I was the parents of them girls I would be kicking ass! A pact?? A mothafucking pregnancy pact?? Like seriously you have no other life goals? Your main frame of mind is a child at 15??? Lord be a vessel, and some common sense for them heffas!

As a 19 yr old female.. there is NOTHING in me that wants to have a child, even when I was younger, and lonely, and unloved I never wanted a baby to fill that void. Not even when my closest friends found themselves knocked up.. I was never envious, or anxious for that matter to trap a man by having his babies... I always said that when I had a child I was gonna be mentally, emotionally, and financially ready to have a baby. So it really hurts my heart to see such young girls looking at life as a game that you play. Not taking it seriously.. Planning a "family" on their parents income. And potentially ruining their childs future. They have nothing a offer a baby.. not even time, especially if they plan on finishing their high school education or they strive for a post secondary one.

And their parents??? I would be a lie if I said that I didn't think their parents should have made them get abortions. Those children would be a lot better off with the Good Lord then they would be with those immature and naive babies! This documentary was disgusting on so many levels! And I cannot believe that these so called children are supposed to be our future. I'm appalled and ashamed. I guess those little girls never knew how it felt to grow up alone and without, so why would they consider the futures of their children??? Tonight before I go to bed, I'm going to thank GOD for giving me good sense, and for loving me while I was learning to love myself....

Barbie Bitch

When I grow up
I wanna be ignorant.
I wanna answer to guys that approach me like
'yo shawty u real fly
and so wassup can I hit
I wanna be the ignant bitch,
you know the one that laugh and smile
and bite my bottom lip,
cuz I'm so happy that he treats me
just like the next chick.
But that’s all I can expect
Imitating girls like Nicki Minaj, Trina
And lil Kim,
I wanna be
Just like them!
WHEN I GROW UP I’M GONNA BE A FIVE STAR BITCH!!!
Gosh! I sing that song like I’m getting paid for it
I sing that song like I wrote that song!
And I don’t see nothing wrong
With not knowing that
Phenomenal Woman was a poem
written by Maya Angelou
I wanna be ignorant to my natural beauty and self esteem,
Im gonna be the most selfish thing.
I want prada, jimmy choos and bling
I want gold and DIAMOND RINGS!
And I’m willing to sell my pride for it,
Willing to disgrace
My race for it
As long as theres something there
To cover up the stench of my shit.
Maybelline, Loreal, Cover girl
What about that
Beautiful little girl?
That you’ve tried so hard to conceal
With your bronze concealer
And it will never be revealed that
you’re too smart for this
But ignorance is still bliss.
You just want your fifteen
Minutes of fame.
Lacking pride, dignity, and shame
So you’re happy
That you have 3 kids
With 3 different pappies.
And you’re in the club every week
Smiling, all the guys know you as the town freak
Singing GIMME DAT BECKY…
I heard you all the way down the street.
When I grow up
I wanna be ignant.
I wanna be so called “raping the government”
On all types of assistance,
27 with faith that
I’m still gonna be a supermodel someday
Nevermind the fact that
Welfare paying for
Yo kids to eat
While you outside
Giving him head in the backseat
Of his ride.
Oblivious of the fact your kids are watching you
Through the blinds inside.
And have the nerve wonder
Why yo daughter call herself “humping”
At the tender age of nine.
Can’t blame it on BET this time.
When I grow up
I wanna be ignant
I wanna be self absorbed
And vain,
Because it’s the easiest way
To numb the pain
Of the heartaches
And the heartbreaks
DD implants help me
Overcompensate
for not
being able to “conversate “
Intellectually.
And so I grew up
To be what I’ve always wished.
A BARBIE BITCH
Because ignorance
Truly is bliss.

©2009 Modia