Love Chronicles: Meet Mr. Chivalry

So I've attempted to try something new by dating guys my own age (20)... and well, it's not working. So since about March I've been in a relationship with this UBER nice guy, but he's an asshole. <-- That's what I said..

Ok so, he's Mr. Chivalry pulls out chairs, opens up doors, carries all bags, super anxious to be Mr. Fix- It even if he doesn't know what he's doing... and that may be a problem. Because behind all that is a huge EGO... but he can't back it up. See, Mr. Chivalry feels the need to beat his chest every minute and point out just how "manly" he is, and I'm not digging that, he also doesn't think women should have an opinion.... *pause* I'm gonna just leave that alone.

Ok so he is very respectful, doesn't raise his voice to me, we never argue, or anything so what's the problem? Am I just finding something to be wrong with him? I've given this much thought which is the reason we still haven't broken up, i mean I tried something new, he pulls up his pants, doesn't smoke or drink, or curse, he speaks intelligently enough, in college, has goals, no kids.. I was his first... BUT I don't like him. Now don't get me wrong, I don't want a thugged out, weed smoking, baby making rolling stone.. not at all, but can I get a man with more personality?? I mean damn this guy is drier than nun pussy! And he walks around with his chest out talking about how much of a man he is and he's not even laying the pipe properly! Lord, take the wheel and give me a 10 inch dildo! It came to the point the last time we were involved.. I just told him to get up.. flat out.. just get off me.

Now before u get to hollering about how much of a beyotch I am, consider this.. I've already tried to teach him and gave him uber tips on how to get better.. BUT because he's such a caveman.. guess who didn't listen?? *sigh* I just think he's better off with a woman who grew up sheltered like him. I mean I cook <-- he won't eat.. won't even attempt to save some room in his belly to see what I have to offer "because he's eating with the family tonight" like he does EVERY NIGHT! and umm, I'm not gonna get too serious with a man who only eats his mamas cooking.. because nothing I do will ever satisfy him. I'm so done with this relationship, he can't handle that I don't need him. He had the nerve to tell me "wow baby, I didn't know you knew how to use a hammer..." *pause* it's a hammer. I'm not helpless. Bottom line THIS aint working for me no more...