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Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Just A Screw (The Liberated Womans Anthem)

Yes I do wanna fuck you
and it's not because I'm a freak or a hoe
But because I am a young woman
with a vagina
And I like to be pleased
100% satisfaction guaranteed.

And I have hormones
just like the next bitch.
And if you can't please me right
I'll jump to the next dick.
And if you need help getting it up
I'll gladly get down to suck it,
because when it comes to the bedroom
I'm just your average chick.

And please don't come at me
as if I'm the evil villian
because you figure that
I have no feelings
because in all actuality I do,
I just don't have any feelings for you.

I'm offering you a deal
you simply can't refuse
unless of course your homosexual, gay,
or you just like to fuck dudes.

A one night stand
with absolutely no strings attached
Don't call me, I won't call you.
I don't want you to be my man
a relationship with you
is not in the plan
Boo....
Don't mean to be rude,
But you are just a screw!!!

Like another pair of shoes
that I've worn and abused,
but I still bring out for special occasions.

You'll be just another guy
who had his eye on the pie
thought you were playing me
and ended up like all the other guys...

straight fucking confused
because you thought I was kidding
when I blatantly stated
That you my dear,
Are just another screw!!!!

Not looking for a boyfriend
a male friend, or a companion
I'm looking for a one night stand
with no strings attached
but I'm no one's fool
so yes you MUST strap...
Up, cause I don't get down like that!

And oh, I failed to mention
that two is always better than one,
so if you got a cute friend
you'll be in for hours of fun....

But I'm gonna tell him
like I just told you,
don't be looking for love
Because YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER SCREW!!!!!



~Naughty Modie~

Thursday, January 14, 2010

2 mins of groaning.. a lifetime of moaning ;)

Sooo...

I got my clit pierced....
Felt like an amateur went down on me and bit me accidentally... for two seconds..
Sting.. and then... ok you're done. Took every bit of 5 mins and 50 bucks. Guy was so gentle I tipped him..
Can't test it out for another 4 weeks.. so he says.. but umm, I plan on getting it in SOON as I find a brotha worthy of the goods. I'm hoping this is a good investment.. if not oh well.. I'll still have the experience.

Any other ladies got their hoods pierced?
Fellas how do you feel about women with vaginal piercings? Sexy? Erotic? Or not for you?
Ladies have you ever thought about getting one? If you have one what was ur reason? how is the experience so far??

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Sex should NOT be Taboo!

So yes it's 5am and I am wide awake. Aint been to sleep yet, so why not write??? It's my gift! I have a right to use it...
Anyway so let's talk about S E X!o_0


I mean really, it's a subject that can't be avoided, and quite frankly.. I like to talk about it ;)

I'm single, very single, been single for a minute, and the reason being for the most part is if I choose to screw you on the first date, just know... I DON'T LIKE YOU! I hold out for guys I'm digging b/c the worst thing a man can do is give me a bad dose of penis... After that, there aint no bouncing back and I don't give a damn about your intellectual capacity, the fact of the matter is you can't fuck <-- I meant please me, and that's all I need you for. During our date, I will determine by your conversation and mannerisms what kinda guy you are. If you are the type that will leave a girl fiending or if you will leave a girl thinking. If I think you might be worth taking a tumble in the sack with then I'll do that. If you impress me, you can be my maintenance man, if you don't well you got to go. I have friends to hold intelligent conversations with, I have guys to date, people to buy me shit, I don't need you to do any of the above. Knowing your role is what it's called, and boo if you can't outperform the last then your understudy ass got to GO!
Now if I genuinely feel you to be an intelligent person, whom I can hold a conversation with, hang out with, take you home to the fam and all that good stuff, then don't expect any cookie ;). Not saying that I don't think you'll be able to give it to me right, just saying that I think you'll serve a more fruitful purpose in my life than ole Jody. That's just the way the cookie crumbles.
Call me whatever you like, but I'm a realist, and good dick don't make a guy relationship material. Honestly you can tell by a mans conversation if he's relationship material, but just b/c he might not make the best person to talk religion with, does not mean he's not good for making you speak in tongues *ASHAMALAYAMAKA* And believe me, I'm not turning down any potential chance to speak in other languages.. I like to think I'm a bit cultured.
But for the most part I think that society has blacklisted sex in the worst kinda way. I mean really, most people are absolutely appalled by the fact that I have one night stands and booty calls! They just cannot believe that a woman is treating guys like guys treat girls and I do so with no conscience, and no remorse. Honestly I believe that if women weren't stuck with labels like: hoe, slut, whore, and etc - more women would not be afraid to explore their sexual desires, disconnect their hearts from their vags and leave a bunch of guys STUCK ON STUPID!

That whole "women mistake sex for love" bullshit is just a defense mechanism used by most women because society says "if your screwing a guy you are not in love with you're oversexed, disrespecting yourself and you need to be put on a chain" oh well FUCK whoever feels that way. Times have changed, and though I'm not promoting promiscuity in any way, shape, or form, I'm a firm believer in GETTING YOURS! Just make sure you wrap it up. AIDS and STDs are just as much of a reality as SEX is.